Piece Of Rope Walks Into A Bar

The bartender looks at him and says get out we don t serve ropes in here the rope goes outside and cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together.

Piece of rope walks into a bar. The bartender stops him and says hey. 10 funniest man walked into a bar jokes slideshow. The bartender says hey buddy we don t serve your kind here dejected the rope leaves. The bartender says sorry mate we don t serve pieces of string in here get lost upset the piece of string walks out the door.

A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink. He walks back into the bar and approaches the counter. Outside he ties himself into a knot frays his ends and walks back into the bar. He stands up straight he s nice and clean his end is cut nice and clean across like a crew cut.

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A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then he pulls out a gun fires it in the air and heads for the door. He ties himself in a knot and messes his hair up. A piece of rope walks into a bar.

Bartender says hey aren t you the same piece of rope that i just kicked out of here rope says no i m a frayed knot. We don t serve your kind here so the piece of rop. Get the hell outta here the piece of rope leaves. Aren t you that rope i just sent out of here to which the rope replies no.

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A piece of rope walks into the bar and calls for the bartender and says hey bartender give me a drink the bartender acknowledges the rope but as he s handing him the drink stops suddenly and says get out of my bar. Twine cord thread strand rope series sequence wire bead draw chain train arrange set up string up string along violin contrabass cello necklace viola tie fiddle guitar double bass number two chord four trio seven five. Rope walks outside frizzes up his hair and ties himself in a knot and walks back into the bar.